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We're really out there!

Alien Abduction Insurance has landed! An estimated 3 million people around the world have been abducted by aliens, including at least a quarter of million Americans, but less than 1% of us have taken steps to protect ourselves if it should happen to them. This vastly under-served market has been mostly left to spotty policies and rigid proof-of-loss requirements, even demanding an affidavit signed by the abductor!

Normal medical insurance doesn't begin to cover the unique physical (e.g. implant detection and removal) and psychological injuries related to the abduction, not to mention lost wages.

Klein, Grün & Menschlich's Alien Abduction coverage includes all that plus:

  • Abduction-specific testing as part of a complete physical exam
  • 100% coverage of Post Abduction Syndrome
  • Legal and Private Investigative assistance in revealing any Government cover-up.
  • Hypnotherapy sessions
  • Property damage such as electro-magnetic discharge or propulsion burns, ground depressions (over 3" in depth), and broken/crushed landscaped vegetation. (Does not apply to crop circles)
  • All abduction related health issues, up to seven years after the event.
Optional coverages:
  • Identity change, including legal name change
  • Costs related to relocation (if it becomes neccesary)
  • Legal assistance to counter negative news stories
  • Injury due to a teleporter or tractor beam mishap
  • Gene re-sequencing (change must be detrimental)
  • Crashed craft removal and site clean-up
Underlying Requirements
  • No previous history of alien abduction
  • Not available within 80 miles of Roswell, NM.
  • No UFO hunters
  • Must be human

APRIL FOOLS!
If you actually want Alien Abduction Insurance click here.

 

Register now to learn all about some simple yet effective marketing techniques that will be discussed in the “Oh, by the way” Flood program webinar.

Webinar dates are:

Wednesday, March 5th at 2:00 p.m. EST

Wednesday, March 12th at 11:00 a.m. EST

To register click on the desired date or send an email to bigimarkets@iiaba.net and put "'Oh, By The Way' Flood Sale Webinar" in the subject line or body and which session you would like to attend.

 

For all you folks who recently registered for Big “I” Markets, remember you can participate in a webinar from the comfort of your office to help you learn how to navigate around the system. Every Thursday at 2:00 p.m. EST we'll show you how to navigate the Big “I” Markets platform, including how to submit a quote!  Register for the webinar by sending an email with your name and company name to bigimarkets@iiaba.net. Include "Website Navigation Webinar" in the subject line or body of your email.

 


This weeks winners with the 5 fastest correct responses are Carol Hunt(AL), Linda Knisley(PA), L. Wendell Fox(NC), Karen Cashman(NY), Todd Edwards(OH).. Your TFT Trivia T-shirts are on the way!

1. Who is the all-time Denny’s Professional Bowlers tour (PBA) Tour titles leader? WALTER RAY WILLIAMS JR

2. What city has a professional hockey team called the “Flyers’? PHILADELPHIA

3. What product did the Clements agency access to take an early lead in the High Flyer award competition? FIREMAN’S FUND PRESTIGE

Tie breaker:

Who is the market for the Excess Flood product we announced in a recent Two for Tuesday? (Hint, look in TFT archives located on Big “I” Markets under the heading of publications for past issues) WELLS FARGO SPECIALTY RISK

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